Jamba Juice Secret Menu Dirty Orgasm

Don’t let the name alarm you – the Jamba Juice Dirty Orgasm isn’t as wild as it sounds. It’s a super sweet and popular item from the secret menu that’s a blend of peach, pineapple, orange, and strawberry. But how easy is it to get your hands on one of these? If you know anything about secret menus, it’s that the items on them aren’t always available, depending on what’s in season and in stock at the restaurant. However, the ingredients list for the Dirty Orgasm is pretty standard, so you should have no problem being able to order one. The only problem is – are you brave enough to do so?

How to Order the Jamba Juice Secret Menu Dirty Orgasm

Jamba Juice Secret Menu Dirty Orgasm
Jamba Juice Secret Menu Dirty Orgasm / Photo by theimpulsivebuy under the license CC BY-SA 2.0

I will say, you’ve got to be bold to order a Dirty Orgasm from Jamba Juice. Not sure I’m ballsy enough to look a stranger in the eyes and ask them for one. But if you are, please take a video of it and send it to me for my personal enjoyment. If you’re not, you can just give them a list of ingredients, and if the employee has been working there long enough, they may chuckle when they realize what you’ve just asked them for.

  • 12 oz. Peach Juice
  • 1 Scoop Pineapple Sherbet
  • 1 Scoop Orange Sherbet
  • 2 Scoops of Peaches
  • 1 Scoop of Strawberries

If you want to spare yourself the embarrassment of asking for a Dirty Orgasm, you can always make this one at home by following the ingredients list above. For less outlandish smoothies, check out the rest of the Jamba Juice Secret Menu.

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